Hi! Welcome to my website! Here's a few things of note before you proceed.

I would not reccomend you use this on a mobile device. My coding is bad as is I can only imagine how awkward and clunky it is on a PHONE oh God oh fuck

I AM NOT AN EXPERIENCED CODER. I really cannot stress that enough. Prepare yourself for awkward cobbled together webpages ok.

This page may contain flashing graphics or graphics with strenous colors. If you're epileptic, uh... sorry about that.

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